Misc Jokes

Woman on the beach

There was this woman who had no arms and no legs she was
sitting on the beach crying this guy walked passed her and
asked why she was crying she replied "I am 21 and never been
kissed before" he replied " well I can do that for you" He
leaned down and gave her the most softest kiss then he walked
away again and she started crying again he asked " what's
wrong now?" she replied I am 21 and I have never been
screwed before because of the fact I have no arms and no legs
so he replied " I can do that too" He picked her up and
threw her into the ocean and said " Your Screwed Now Baby.