Misc Jokes

Low Bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign
comes up that reads "low bridge ahead."

Before he knows it the bridge is right a head of him and he
gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car
and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his
hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and
ran out of gas."