Misc Jokes

Why Does Daddy Have So Few Hairs on His Head?

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to
thinking about things. "Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so
few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself
for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, "So
why do you have so much hair?"