Misc Jokes

Ebonics Ten Commandments

1. I be God. Don' be dissing me.
2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my
crib.
3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that.
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know who ya daddy is, don'
dis him
neither.
6. Don' ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya
homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin like dat.