Misc Jokes

Cannibal Cooking Tips

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You
know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've
baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've
barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just
cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you
use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that
place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks
with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top
with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those
are friars!"