Misc Jokes

Burger King

Two friends went to a "greasy-spoon" type diner for some
lunch. One of them ordered a hamburger. The fat, sweaty cook
grabbed a handful of meat, slapped it against his bare belly,
and flattened it into a burger, which he then cooked on the
grill. "Did you see that?" he asked his friend. His friend
nodded and said, "You should see how he makes doughnuts."