Misc Jokes

The Family Bible

A small boy opened the big old family Bible with
fascination, and looked at the very old pages as he turned
them. Suddenly, something fell out of the
Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was
an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in
between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy
called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I
think it's Adam's suit!"