Misc Jokes

Insensitive Greeting Cards

1.You wrecked your car and don't remember why. Could have
been..... That case of bud dry!

2.My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I
stopped to look.... I noticed your cat.

3.Your computer is dead. It once was a first-rate. Don't you
regret buying...... Windows 98?

4.Your dog is dead. So sorry to hear He was chasing cars...
And caught a semi in the rear.

5.Heard your wife left you. How upset you must be. Well
don't worry about her.... She moved in with me!