Misc Jokes

The Helicopter Trip

Three soldiers had just been released from the Army. To
celebrate, they decided to take a helicopter ride around the
town.

The first soldier was eating a banana. "Hmmm...I
wonder....if we throw this peel out the helicopter, will we
see it land?" The other 2 soldiers shrugged and said go ahead
and throw it out. They watched with anticipation, but they
didn't see it land.

The second soldier had a rock. He threw it out the
helicopter and said, "This is bigger than the peel. We oughta
be able to see this land." The soldiers all watched again,
but nothing happened.

The third soldier pulled out a grenade, pulled the pin, and
threw it. "Now we'll see THIS land." The soldiers watched
again...nothing happened.

After the ride the soldiers were walking home. They saw a
little girl crying on the sidewalk. "What's wrong?" the
soldiers asked.

"Well," said the girl, "I was just walking along and slipped
on a banana peel that came our from no where."

The soldiers explained what had happened on the helicopter
and carried the little girl home. As they were walking along
once more they saw a little boy crying on the side of the
road.

"What's the matter, Son?"

"Well," said the little boy, "I was just walking along when
a rock hit me on the head."

The soldiers again told their story and helped the little
boy home.

"I wonder what happened with the grenade," said one soldier.

"Me too," said another, so the soldiers went running down
the road where they saw an old woman laughing hysterically.

"Ma'am...what's so funny?"

The old woman between giggles said, "Well, I farted and my
house blew up."