Misc Jokes

Why do you have so many white hairs?

One day, Susie and her mother were washing dishes. Susie
noticed that her mother was starting to get a few white
hairs.

"Mommy, Why do you have so many white hairs?" Susie asked?

"Well, when you do something bad or hurt my feelings, I get
another white hair." her mom replied.

"Oh!" Susie said.

She thought for a few minutes, got a puzzled look on her
face and then asked her mother, "Why is Grandma's hair all
white?"