Misc Jokes

The Coffee Prayer

Coffee Prayer

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond
the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz: it leadeth me in the paths of
consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
addiction, I will fear no Equal(tm): for thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the prescence of Juan
Valdez: thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever.