Misc Jokes

Where Ya'll From?

One time two young women were seated next to each other on a
plane, their husbands alongside them. One was from the North
and the other from the South.

The girl from the South turned to the other and, attempting
friendly conversation, asked, "Hi there! Where ya'll from?"

The young woman from the North looked her up and down and
said snootily, "A place where we know not to end our
sentences with prepositions."

The young woman from the South gritted her teeth and smiled
brightly, replying, "Fine then. Where ya'll from bitch?"