Misc Jokes

Dumb as a Wall!

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my
daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense
account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."

The guy says, "What's wrong with her?" The boss shows him a
picture, and she's hideous.

The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only
ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."

The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't
worth it."

The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary
and build you a
mansion on Long Island."

The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head
when they have sex. About a year later, the guy buys an
original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall. He
climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, "Bring
me a hammer."

She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she
fetches the hammer.

The guy says, "Get me some nails." She mumbles, "Get the
nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.

The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his
thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!"

She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."