Blonde Jokes

Buying Supplies

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a
lumberyard.

One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We
need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant
two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused
for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."

After a while, the blonde returned to the office and said,
"A long time. We're gonna build a house."