Misc Jokes

Mr and Mrs?

A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when
he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the
so-called eye.

In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though
he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk
and registered as Mr. and
Mrs.

After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed
the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him
with his bill for $1600.

"There is a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here
only three days."

"Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a
month."