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The Collision

A woman in a Range Rover is driving through the mall parking
lot. Eventually after twenty minutes of increasing anger she
finds a parking space. As she is about to carefully reverse
in, a Porsche 911 appears from nowhere and blasts into the
spot.


The driver, complete with sunglasses and racing gloves gets
out and smirks at the woman. "Thats what ya call
acceleration, lady!" he yells.


Then to his horror he watches the woman back up 100 yards
and accelerate up to 60mph right into his precious Porsche,
damaging it beyond recognition.


As the woman gets out she shouts, "Thats what you call a
rental car with collision damage insurance smartass!"



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