Misc Jokes

Traffic Stop

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The
patrolman told him to get out of the truck and noticed that
the driver appeared to be
putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the
cab.

Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the
patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?"

"Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver.

"Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.

"Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was going to get
screwed."