Misc Jokes

The Talking Dog

A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a
talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five
dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding
with this talking dog stuff? There ain't no such animal."
Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please
buy me, sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys
me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I
used to be the richest trick dog in America. I performed
before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times."
"Hey!" said the neighbor. "He can talk. Why do you want to
sell him for just five dollars?" "Because," said the seller,
"I'm getting tired of all his lies."