Blonde Jokes

Ransom Note

A blonde who is desparate for money kidnaps a child, pins a
ransom note on his shirt demanding that $10,000 be placed in
a trash can at the school by noon, signs it "from a blonde"
and sends the kid home. At high noon she goes to the trash
can and finds the $10,000 with a note saying "How could you
do this to a fellow blonde?"