Misc Jokes

Age is a Funny thing

That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't
hold you back. You jump to the next number. How old are you?
"I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12, but you're gonna be 16.

And then the greatest day of your life happens ... you
become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony .... you
BECOME 21 ... YES!!!

But then you turn 30 ... ooohhh what happened there? Makes
you sound like bad milk ... He TURNED, we had to throw him
out. There's no fun now.

What's wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30,
then you're PUSHING 40 ... stay over there, it's all slipping
away ...

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH 50
... and your dreams are gone.

Then you MAKE IT to 60 ... you didn't think you'd make
it!!!!

So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you REACH
50, you MAKE IT to 60 ... then you build up so much speed you
HIT 70!

After that, it's a day by day thing. After that, you HIT
Wednesday... You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch. You TURN
4:30, my grandmother won't even buy green bananas ... it's an
nvestment you know, and maybe a bad one.

And it doesn't end there ... into the 90's you start going
backwards... I was JUST 92 ...

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you
become a little kid again ... "I'm 100 and a half!!!!