Misc Jokes

A sweet little 75 year old lady was at her local grocery
store doing her weekly shopping. At the checkout counter she
noticed the 18 year old bag boy bagging her groceries; he
was quite a hunk, she thought to herself, and since her
husband had been dead for quite a number of years, wished she
were a younger woman.

As they were walking out to the parking lot, she decided she
would make a bold pass at the young man; after all, what did
she have to lose?

Just as they came out the door, she turns to the young man
and says: "Son, I've got an itchypussy!"

He responds with "Pardon me, ma'am?"

She repeats " I've got an itchypussy!"

He responds with: "Lady you're just going to have to point
it out to me; all those little japanese cars look the same
to me!"