Misc Jokes

Loving Your Pet

"I’m in love with my horse," the nervous young man told his
psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many
people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and
I have a dog we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel
physically attracted to my horse."

"Hmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you
think I am, queer?"