Misc Jokes

Stranded in the Desert

Three men were in the desert when their car quit running.
Each person could bring one thing along with them.

As they were walking they asked the first man why he chose
to bring water with him.

The first man replied, "When I get thirsty I will have
something to drink."

They asked the second man, "Why did you bring food?"

The second man replied, "When I get hungry I will have
something to eat."

They finally asked the third man, "Why did you bring a car
door?"

The third man replied "So when it gets hot I can roll down
the window."