Misc Jokes

Coffee Machine Instructions

Cousin Elly is the world's worst at getting instructions
mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of
those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest
gadgets on it.

Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked;
how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon
rising, the coffee is ready."

A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked
her how she liked the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I
don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I
want to make a pot of coffee?"