Misc Jokes

Some Folks Should Not Be Allowed On The Road

Some guy cut me off yesterday.

He was such a jerk. He just cut right in front of me like he
owned the road. He didn't look where he was going. The jerk
made me spill my latte
on my phone and I wasn't able to enter my voicemail password
in the time allotted, so I got disconnected. He cut me off so
suddenly, I dropped the cigarette I was lighting onto the
floor. Fortunately, I was able to douse it with
what was left of my latte. I hate that guy. Why don't people
look where they're going?

It's a good thing I was using the battery power on my
electric razor, or between that and the cigarette, there
could have been an electrical fire or something. I can't
believe that guy almost made me start a fire.

Even worse, I lost this cool station I was trying to find
while I was cueing up the CD I wanted, as I was downshifting
into second gear, to make a sharp right turn, while I checked
the directions,
on my laptop computer. I really hate that guy!