Misc Jokes

Picking a Bridal Gown

The Mother and daughter were shopping for the girl's bridal
gown. The Mother said, "Thank goodness, I'll see you get
married in white," the Mother said.

"Why's that Mother ?" the daughter asked.

"Well dear, to be honest, only a virgin should be married in
a white gown; otherwise, lavender is used."

"Oh!" replied the girl. "Well, how about a white gown with
lavender trim?"