Misc Jokes

Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Gnaw Through the Straps...

Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a
blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in
the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm
system.  "This is even worse than last year," said the
distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new
security system..."