Misc Jokes

Wedding Night at the Watergate Hotel

A honeymoon couple was in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.
The bride wass concerned that the room might be "bugged."

The groom said, "I'll look for a bug."

He looked under the rug, in the closet, behind the curtains,
behind the pictures, everywhere.

"What's this???" exclaimed the new husband.

Under the rug was a metal plate with four screws. He pulled
out his trusty pocket knife and unscrewed the screws and
tossed the plate out a nearby window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asked the newlyweds,
"How was your room? How was the service? How was your
stay at the Watergate Hotel?"

Suspiciously the groom asked, "Why are you asking me all of
these questions?"

The hotel manager replied, "Well, the room under you
complained about the chandelier falling on them!"