Misc Jokes

Hire Smart Assassins

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America.
They follow his every move for months, and find out that
every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching
exercises.

So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get
all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything
ready to go. Noon comes, no dictator. . .10 minutes longer. .
.no dictator.

One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope
nothing happened to him."