Misc Jokes

Action-Adventure Music Stars?

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project -- an action
docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold
Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired
the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was
prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they
would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I
would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would
improve if people saw me playing the piano." said Willis.
"I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said
Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds
splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked,
"Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

Arnold replies, "I'll be Bach."