Misc Jokes

When Will They Meet?

In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up
against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.
Every ten seconds, they walk toward each other exactly half
the remaining distance between them.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked,
"When will the girls and boys meet?"

Mathematician: "Never."

Physicist: "In an infinite amount of time."

Engineer: "Well . . . in about two minutes, they'll be close
enough for all practical purposes."