Misc Jokes

Slave Ship

The slave driver of the Roman galleon leered down at his
galley slaves
and bellowed, "I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you'll be getting double rations
tonight!"

The murmuring of the surprised slaves as they struggled with
their oars was interrupted by the slave driver. "The bad news
is that this afternoon the commander's son wants to
water-ski."