Misc Jokes

Baby Sister

A new mother took her baby daughter to the supermarket for
the first time. She dressed her little girl in pink from head
to toe. At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and
put the purchases around her. In the checkout line, she
noticed a small boy and his mother were ahead of her.

The small boy was crying and begging for some special treat.
"He wants some candy or gum and his mother won't let him have
any", she thought.

Then she heard his mother's reply. "No!" she said, looking
in her
direction. "You may not have a baby sister today. That lady
got the last one!"