Misc Jokes

Helicopter Crash

A Huey Cobra practicing autorotations during a military
night training exercise had a problem and landed on the tail
rotor, separating the tailboom. Fortunately, it wound up on
its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s in a brilliant
shower of sparks.

As the Cobra passed the tower, the following exchange was
overheard:

Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?"

Cobra: "I don't know, tower. We aren't done crashing yet!"