Misc Jokes

Wanna Be Cowpoke

More than anything, Joe wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity
on him, a rancher decided to hire Joe and give him a chance.

"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it
to catch cows."

"I see," said Joe, trying to seem knowledgeable as he
examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"