Misc Jokes

Oreo Cookie

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which
people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their
personalities. Choose which method best describes your
favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be
with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You
are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with
their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who
eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack
imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're
very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to
the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others.
Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the
speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.
You always have a million things to do and never enough time
to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your
family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You
like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad
situations
into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles
you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic
addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in
breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not
always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when
things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit
deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You
take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy,
selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got
yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional
medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular
and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things
have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a
prim.