Misc Jokes

Anthony's First Train Ride

It was young Anthony's first ride in a railway train, and
the succession of wonders reduced him to a state of
hysterical astonishment.

The train rounded a slight bend and, with a shriek of its
whistle, plunged into a tunnel. There were gasps of surprise
from the corner where Anthony was kneeling. Suddenly the
train rushed into broad daylight again, and a small voice
lifted in wonder.

"It's tomorrow!" exclaimed the small boy.