Blonde Jokes

Blonde Carpenters

Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. One blonde
was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch,
look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed
to nail it into the wood.

The other blonde noticed what she was doing and yelled up,
"Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"

The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail
pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's
pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"

The second blonde got really excited and called her all
kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails
that are pointed toward you! They for the other side of the
house!"