Misc Jokes

The Mystery Tickets

A young couple got married and went away on their
honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away
all of the presents they received from friends and family.
Since this was a new home, the process took some time. The
silver went into the closet, items were put on the walls for
display and some of the more intimate apparel was put in the
bedroom drawers.

A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a
popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were
very excited nnd warmed by the gesture of the person who
sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small
piece of paper with a single line.

"Guess who sent them."

The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but
failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a
wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still
trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found
the house stripped of every article of value. And on the
bare table in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which
was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the
tickets:

"Now you know!"