Misc Jokes

Gibson Goes for Supplies

Gibson (the old prospector) went into town one day to get
some supplies. He stopped at The general store and asked for
some eggs, bread, milk, coffee and a pack of smokes.

Harry, the store manager gave Gib everything he asked for
but the smokes.

Gib said, " Ya forget me smokes."

Harry replied "Not allowed to sell them to ya."

Gib asked, "Why not?'

Harry said, "Read the sign on the wall over yonder."

Gib looked at the sign which read "Sale of tobacco products
to a minor is illegal."