Misc Jokes

Top 10 Things NOT To Tell the IRS

10. A dependant named "Guido"

9. Declare "Depends" as a medical expense after an audit has
been ordered.

8. A vibrator as a medical expense.

7. If you are O.J. Simpson, a set of steak knives.

6. Betting that Wayne Gretsky will retire.

5. The money you spend on lottery tickets, because it WILL
become your only means of income.

4. Plastic surgery to enhance your "sex appeal" because you
are a transvestite.

3. A casket for grandma Jean so you can inherit $100,000.00
even though she's only 50!

2. www.kinky women as sex therapy

and the number 1 thing you can't declare on your income
tax.....

Phone calls you made to the IRS to turn in your uncle Fred
for the $10,000 reward!