Misc Jokes

2 Crows

Two crows were sitting on a plough handle. Suddenly they
spotted a sandwich in the field. They flew down and were
delighted to find that it was Bologna! They gorged
themselves and flew back to the plough for a snooze.
Unfortunately they were quickly awakened by a gunshot as the
farmer tried to scare away the crows in his cornfield. Our
two friends tried to join the flock but fell down.

The moral of this story is, "Don't fly off the handle when
you're full of baloney!"