Misc Jokes

Moving Supplies

A young man, who had recently moved out of his dorm and into
a new apartment, was shopping for cleaning equipment. His
cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a
full array of cleaning products, topped off by a lone food
purchase, a large bag of potato chips.

Seeing the checkout clerk's quizzical look, he explained,
"I'm a very messy
eater."