Misc Jokes

Your Car Might Be Gay

Thank you for asking a very timely and appropriate question.
The first symptom of a gay car is a throbbing sensation in
the rear end. This is usually rectified by ensuring that the
rear end is adequately lubed. Be sure to check which grease
viscosity is appropriate for your particular application. In
advanced cases the rear end actually starts to loosen up or
tear apart. This can lead to major driveability problems.
Another symptom is higher auto insurance rates resulting from
your vehicle being continuously rearended. Be sure to watch
out for the pink Mary Kaymobiles as they tend to be involved
in an inordinate number of rearend accidents. If the pounding
continues, it will ultimately destroy the vehicle. In many
cases it takes seven years or more before real wear and tear
starts to show, but then things really go downhill in a
hurry. Why some cars are gay is a question often pondered by
automotive engineers. Some studies point to manufacturing
defects, although the specific defect(s) or combinations
thereof have not yet been identified. Others indicate that a
car's environment may be to blame. They feel that parking
next to other gay cars for extended periods in parking lots
and ramps may adversely affect a car with otherwise normal
predispositions.