Misc Jokes

Dorm Prank

In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water
fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from
squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each
room had a sink, there was endless ammunition. The most
frequent target was the resident assistant.

Approaching his room one afternoon, he noticed his door was
ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the
door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail
and emptied it into his sink, he thought, Those crazy guys
actually thought they could fool me with that old gag! It was
then he realized that "those crazy guys" had removed the
drainpipe beneath the sink.