Misc Jokes

Endless Babysitting

When a woman's friend was having her third baby in four
years, she volunteered to keep the older two children
overnight. One night turned into several, and eventually the
woman was running out of supplies. She asked her husband to
go over and get some things from the friend's husband.

"Did he give you everything?" she asked.

"Yes," my husband said, grinning. "A box of diapers, two
sacks of clothing and the children's birth certificates."