Misc Jokes

When Viagra is not a blessing

A handsome senior gent walks into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist "I've screwed up on my calendar and now have 3
young hot babes all coming to my place tonight. What can you
recommend to provide me with some 'staying power' because I'd
sure hate them to leave sexually unsatisfied?" "Well," says
the pharmacist, "I suppose if you trippled the dosage of this
Viagra, they should be impressed by your performance."
"Sounds reasonable, I'll try it" responds the gent. The next
day the same senior gent straggles into the pharmacy, looking
much the worse for wear. "Say, you don't look so good this
morning fella" comments the pharmicist, "How do you feel?"
"How do I feel?" says the senior glancing around the store
and seeing there are no other customers. "Look at this!" and
proceeds to unzip his fly and lay his manhood out on the
counter for the pharmacist's inspection. Now the gent's organ
is terribly bruised, lacerated and mangled causing the
pharmacist to wince and say "Jeez, that looks painful." "Tell
me about it!" says the gent, "Do you have any Absorbine
Junior?" "Oh no, if you put Aborbine Junior on that the pain
will kill you" replies the pharmacist. "No, no" says the
gent, "the Absorbine Junior is for my sholder, the girls
never showed up!"