Misc Jokes

The Flintstone Joke

Dino sees Fred one day and asks him what hes doing. He
replies, "I'm going to take a shower." Dino asks if he can ,
too, with fred. Fred says OK. He hops in and Fred says,
"don't look down." So Dino does. He asks, "What's that?" Fred
replies, "A rock." Dino then leaves. Later Dino asks Wilma,
when shes going to the shower if he can too. She says OK. In
the shower, she says don't look up or down. Dino looks down.
"What's that?" he asks. "It's a rock-crusher." He looks up.
"What's that?" "They're headlights." So he leaves. At night,
Dino asks if he can sleep with them. They say yes, but not to
look under the covers. (As they are having sex) Dino looks
under the covers. "Wilma," he asks. "Can you turn on your
headlights? I can't see anything." To humor him, she turns on
a lamp. "What are you guys doing?" "making pebbles."