Misc Jokes

Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walks into a drugstore and orders a fifty-cent
sundae. He puts down a ten-dollar bill to pay for it.

The clerk thinks, "What can a gorilla know about money?" So
he hands back a single dollar in change and says, "You know,
we don't get many gorillas in here."

"No wonder," answers the gorilla, "what ape would pay nine
dollars a sundae."