Misc Jokes

Driving with Penguins

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the
back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive
around with the penguins in the car and should take them to
the zoo.

The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with
twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the
same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to
take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the
movies."